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About Me Member Procrastinator Maria17/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Sun Oct 4, 2009, 11:27 AM
  • Mood: Promiscuous
  • Reading: Fool
  • Watching: your babies
  • Playing: with your babies
  • Eating: your babies
  • Drinking: your babies blood. (ew, lawls)
well shitmuffins,man, im still grounded guys. O_O i dont know how long this madness is going to keep up, but im pretty sure im not going to be allowed to draw until i move out. *twitching at this point* but i stole some paper and a sketching pencil (along with my ink pens and a marker) and i drew a kick ass picture, but the paper's a little too big for my scanner and i can't scan it like i normally do. so i have to figure out how to get it on DA without getting caught by my dad. :rage:
im raging...
lol

but im still alive, so that's good...

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Hulllooo! My name is Maria of course half of you already know that!Aaaaand as you all well know, (well, maybe all) I obviously love to draw and talk a lot of bullshit to people that i do and don't know. (i'm a few points away of becoming a troll. lawls, kidding. im the victim half the time, i'm so easily pissed it's almost funny. xD

I am 17 years of age, soon i'll be 18 and i can do something about the hell hole i live in... So yes, that means nothing in particular.(to those of you who don't know me and my life) I just wanted to state that awesome fact of me being able to get out...ANYWAAAAYYY...

I live in Texas, it's horrible, i know. but call me a hick and i will literally hunt you down and force feed you a grapefruit through a straw.xD i wasn't born here, so it doesn't count. LOL, i was actually born in florida. I move a lot. it's not because my father's in the millitary or anything, we just move a lot. don't bother me about it. ive been to about seven different schools already. *sigh* Q___Q BUT! i don't care.

I am a student, a very lazy one in fact. I dream about becoming a mind-blowing, awesome comic-artist, but I educate myself to become an academic media-poo-poo for brains.D': That is outstandingly amazing, isn't it?
HAHA, aren't i just going to be an amazing successful person!?!?O_e

I like to eat too. I thank the heavens that im not 400 pounds.i like Sweet things, spicy things, raw things, cold dairy treats are quite delicious as well...:nod:mmm Among sweet things I include chocolate, cupcakes, cakes, wobbly and melodic jellies, pocky...does that count as sweet...? Raw things basically means sushi, because sushi is nutritious and yummy and oh so delicious as well. frozen dairy goods are ICE CREAM ICE CREAM AND ICE CREAM! lawls, i love ice cream in case you didn't already guess...but i don't like chocolate ice cream...(don't ask, i don't know why either.) im lactose-intolerant. so every time i eat ice cream or drink milk, (in whick i also adore) i get cramps like you would not believe. you'd think that that would keep me from eating it--but hellz NO! i go right back and guzzle more down. :'D LOVE ME<3 lol. I'm just totally gonna skip the sour and spicy things, because I can't think of anything sour and spicy that I would like to eat right now. Although I am pretty hungry. I am always hungry. Just ask my tummy...it keeps going on about food and when I give it food it stops for two points of a nanosecond going "oh that was good...yes." then right back to "MARIA I AM HUNGRY! FOOD NAO! OM NOM NOM!"

**So now you've learned the most interesting things about me, I'm sure. This means you can die happy. Or more realistically, you'll sleep better tonight seeing that i am such an awesome person that you will have not choice but to love til you die.**
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:icondesiremeplz:
:icontuxedoplz:
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`·. | 70|/3 |_| ^3^

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: USA
  • Interests: movies, ice cream, reading, writing, drawing, 20's and 50's fashions, photography...
  • Favourite movie: shaun of the dead, grudge, the nightmare before christmas, corpsbride, sleepyhollow, moulin rouge.
  • Favourite band or musician: The Killers, Panic! at the disco, Lady gaga, fallout boy, Blondie, Hall and oats, the Beegees
  • Favourite genre of music: 80's, pop, ska punk, almost anything except screamo and country.O_<
  • Favourite artist: Does Jonney Depp count? Tim burtain!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe, Amelia-Atwater Rhodes
  • Favourite game: Resident Evil
  • Favourite cartoon character: Pepé Le Pew! Zim and Gir too!
  • Personal Quote: Use what you have to get what you want^.^...wait...O_o i mean...i said nothing...XD
  • Tools of the Trade: ink pens, prisma colored pencils,Prisma markers.

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:iconhaldir82:
SPAAAAMMM!!

That was given to me for you: :iconrose-plz:

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"For what can I fight when not for Love, Bastila? I need you! I love you!"
-Revan after fight on Starforge ((c) Haldir82)
:icondaiki-kenta:
Tentacles, class dismissed.

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Signed: "The Freak in the Sheet
:iconlydzz123:
Hey i finally did a drawing but i know it sucks but it was worth it. :) Anyways I kinda messed up on love and plz check it out
:iconmiku-hime:
GLASSES, BITCH




GLASSES

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I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell
To die upon the hand I love so well


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:iconhomeworkkills:
HA! I BITE YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN BITTEN!

Spread the virus around!

RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!

1-3: you're a ghoul
4-6: you're a were-cat
7-9: you're a were-wolf
10-& Up: you're a vampire

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:bulletpink::bulletpurple:homeworkkills rules!:bulletpurple::bulletpink:

:hexentanz::bulletyellow:icon comes from google:bulletyellow::hexentanz:

:greenprobe:+:blackice:+:nieman:+:liquify:+:greenprobe:=:onfire:
:iconhaldir82:
HA! I BITE YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN BITTEN!

Spread the virus around!

RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!

1-3: you're a ghoul
4-6: you're a were-cat
7-9: you're a were-wolf
10-& Up: you're a vampire

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"For what can I fight when not for Love, Bastila? I need you! I love you!"
-Revan after fight on Starforge ((c) Haldir82)
:icontheunaveragejoe:
HA! I BITE YOU!
YOU'VE BEEN BITTEN!

Spread the virus around!

RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!

1-3: you're a ghoul
4-6: you're a were-cat
7-9: you're a were-wolf
10-& Up: you're a vampire
:iconhaldir82:
I have to spam...
so yeah....
I miss you hun! :tears: :blowkiss:

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"For what can I fight when not for Love, Bastila? I need you! I love you!"
-Revan after fight on Starforge ((c) Haldir82)
:iconninjaheza:
*lurk*

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I live on Livejournal! Gaia: Hatsumi Tashiro
DA-KennelClub [link]
:iconhaldir82:
So, I have to go. We see us (maybe) in some hours... :hug:

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"For what can I fight when not for Love, Bastila? I need you! I love you!"
-Revan after fight on Starforge ((c) Haldir82)
:iconmikomiharuno:
oi oi!
hey you!
yeah you.
i was in a drawing mood and wanted to know if was ok with you if i did a fanart of mariella?
is it is it? huh huh...please exscuse me but it it 2:24 in the morning so yeahhhhhh..hehe.=^^=
i want mariella and "marie" to meet so why not do it myslef right?
so so please answer this.
quikly.
0o0
lol yeah.
hope teh answer is yes.

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:iconhaldir82:
hehe, you know, that I won't be online when you get online! But I won't leave without letting something here!

:iconoak-elfglitter: + :iconcupid: + :iconice-creamplz: + :iconpantieplz: = ME, thinking of YOU

:icontransparentplz:

hehe ^^ see ya later! :heart:

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"For what can I fight when not for Love, Bastila? I need you! I love you!"
-Revan after fight on Starforge ((c) Haldir82)
:icontheunaveragejoe:
Umm, did I scare you off, or make you busy? Usually before I get done replying to one comment, you've got another one up there. lol
:iconhaldir82:
*loves your sig* ♥:heart:

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"For what can I fight when not for Love, Bastila? I need you! I love you!"
-Revan after fight on Starforge ((c) Haldir82)
:iconmikomiharuno:
do you hate me now?

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.......hi!
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